Hello you website type peoples, I love ya faces!

My name is Larry, although you most likely knew that what with it being the website address!

I am sarcastic 99% of the time, and the other 2% I pretend I cant do math.

I take photos in my spare time, and sometimes I like the results

I also make posters and other random bespoke items

 

I am currently writing a sitcom, a movie screenplay and a book ... it is a slow process.

 

Nearly everything good in my life has been the result of spontaneity, everything that has went wrong has happened when I have tried to recreate a moment.

 

I work in a boring job, doing boring things for a company that [THEY ARE WATCHING] is great #SmileAndWave . My job has a title, but it really doesn't make any sense, it be easier to say I fix things using spreadsheets (I told you - boring). 

Update 05/02/2017 - I left that job and have recently started another job using spreadsheets. I will make an update in the next few weeks about this but for now it does seem like it was right decision 🙂

 

My cat (Mr Slinky), allows me to live with him as long as feed him and pay the rent.  He is also the reason I can justify sitting on the sofa watching TV while eating Pringles - he wont let me leave.

Currently listening to this playlist #CheckItOut